False alarm

"Nibby" (nibby68) 03/25/2014 at 15:54 • Filed to: None

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 15:57

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NEEDZ MORE COAL AND STAKZ BRO

Mercedes Streeter > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 15:59

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3 Cummins, 2 Duramax, and 1 (short) Powerstroke. LOL

pfftballer > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 15:59

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Holy brofest!

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:00

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How to start a real one

HammerheadFistpunch > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:00

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or start one. EGT's on tuned diesels is hot...as in, run over any kind of dry grass after this and boom...fire.

Nibby > Mercedes Streeter 03/25/2014 at 16:01

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I guess most of those guys would rather be Cummin' than Strokin'

Nibby > pfftballer 03/25/2014 at 16:01

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I know; it was too funny not to share.

oldirtybootz > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:05

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Looks like half of my friend group...

Party-vi > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:12

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Slowly coming to a halt on the shoulder, Bob looks over the treeline at the thick black smoke. "They're rolling coal. Must be at least a dozen diesel engines over there. Maybe this is my lucky day" he thinks to himself, taking a long drag on his last cigarette and then pulling back onto the road. Maybe, just maybe, this is the big break he needed. Work's been slow in the past couple months, and he's not going to let this opportunity go without a fight. After finding the park access road, Bob puts the suspension on his trusty Forester to work over the gravel and dirt path. His progress is achingly slow, not wanting to upset the precious cargo he planned to sell today. After a lengthy journey down the access road, Bob pulls into a clearing and see them; Brotrucks. More than he could count on each hand, some with lifts and some with aftermarket wheels and tire, but all rolling coal. "This is it" he thought, "I'm sure to make a sale today!" Bob parked his Forester, opening the tailgate and carefully removing a plain white box.

Struggling to keep his excitement at bay as he approached the brotucks and their respective browners, Bob smiled and asked,

"Hi. I'm Bob. Can I talk to you about Enzyte natural male enhancement?"

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:16

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Isn't that cute...

RazoE > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:18

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You'd rather be Cummin' than Strokin, but you better use a Duramax before you're...uh........Renisis? I got nothing.

Nibby > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 03/25/2014 at 16:22

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You have a Corvair right?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:23

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This may seem dum but how does one roll coal

Nibby > Party-vi 03/25/2014 at 16:23

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*Ba dum tsch*

Nibby > oldirtybootz 03/25/2014 at 16:23

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brb becoming friends

Nibby > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/25/2014 at 16:26

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STACKS BRO

AND DIESEL

AND... a tiny penis

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:31

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yep

Nibby > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 03/25/2014 at 16:31

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How's it doing?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:32

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so could I do this to a jetta with a large penis and be awesome sauce

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:34

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Still hits the road regularly. Gets a little bit better every time I work on it.

Nibby > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 03/25/2014 at 16:39

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Great. Any chance for it to start farting fire on command?

EL_ULY > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:39

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Broest fire?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:40

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can I do this to a Jetta with a large penis

oldirtybootz > Nibby 03/25/2014 at 16:53

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You can come bowling with us!

Nibby > oldirtybootz 03/25/2014 at 17:18

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\o/

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/25/2014 at 19:38

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TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > oldirtybootz 03/25/2014 at 19:39

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Hey mine too. Except all mine have powerstrokes

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 03/25/2014 at 19:44

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awesome